I don’t own a dog. Despite the fact that they are always drooling, jumping on my clean clothes, shedding, yapping or being smelly, I do like them. Really. My mother has four; a rottie, a pom, a border collie and a mutt. Her dogs live in the country where, aside from the high-strung, holier-than-thou Pomeranian, they all roll around in ditches, chase skunks and otherwise cause unnecessary havoc. In the city dogs have a different vibe. They are sophisticated and well-dressed as their masters, small enough to fit into a duffle, and they even sleep in luxury doggie beds. Let’s not forget the fancy-schmancy rhinestone-studded collars and the obesity pill for pups who are starting to get soft around the edges. Does all this really make them feel better? Richer? Thinner? Sexier? Just when you thought Fido couldn’t get any more couture, Sexy Beast steps onto the stage. Now dogs can not only dress, sleep and diet like people, but they can start smelling great, too! While I find it all to be completely unnecessary, at least doggie fragrance does the world of non-dog people a favor. Sexy Beast Unisex Eau de Parfum is 100% safe for your pet, completely vegan and developed to suit a dog’s sensitive nose. The notes include bergamot, vanilla-infused musk, patchouli, mandarin and nutmeg. It’s a great scent. Light, fruity, fresh, and well, delicious. Dare I say this fragrance is suitable enough for the owner to wear? I admit, I tried it on my skin and it worked, but every whiff made me think of, well, dogs. However, with this new product (along with the luxury line of finishing products Sexy Beast offers) I wouldn’t be totally opposed to getting a furry companion someday. Three cheers to Sexy Beast and a better smelling world – dogs and all!